I'm back and in a new city!

It's been years since I've been able to post.  

First, my owner found the BTT (Bark to Text) software I installed on her computer and promptly removed it.  I think she was confused and thought it was some computer virus software.  

Second, I've been relocated.  I'm still in the PPP, I don't think I'm ever going to get out of this program.  Note to all your puppies out there, do not start selling Nip. It's a slippery slope and the profits are not worth it. 

About my relocation, I've been moved to a city. Jannot is now living in a city with a roommate who has dog! Gah! Another dog, can you believe I have to share?  The roommate is fine, I like her. She loves me and cuddles me and gives me treats when Jannot isn't around, but this other dog.  His name is Sidney.  

Let me just post a photo for you.  

This is Sidney and Me on an outing to the beach. Uh huh.. I say the look on my face says it all.. 

I did have a good time at the beach. I love the beach. I hate the water. 

Anyway, my life has pretty much been flipped around a lot in the last year.  I'm coping and just hoping I won't be moved away from my owner to another safe house.  I'm pretty positive she loves me too much for that to ever happen.  Plus, just look at me, even in my disdain, I'm adorable! 

Missing in Action

Wow.. it looks like I've been missing in action on here for awhile. The truth is my so called "owner" is a slacker.

I've completely been keeping busy though!  I had a great vacation up to Washington state and visited some other members of the PPP.  Got to spend some time on the farm.  It was awesome! 

That's me, sniffing in the grass.. checking things out.....

Here I am again, sneaking up on the cat... heh heh.... (Right after this I went in with the cows and rolled in the manure! I smelled awesome! Unfortunately, no one else thought so.)


Here's a picture of my two farm friends.. I miss them lots...

Sam is the balck and white one and Zoe is the grey and white one.  Zoe is a bit bossy.. But I put her in her place while on the farm.. She knew who the top dog was..

The thing on the farm that I had a bit of an issue with is my so called "cousin" Oreo.. OMG!  It's a cat and it's mean!!  Oreo tried to slap me a few times for no reason at all.. just because I'm the most adorable dog she's ever seen, I tell you!

Here's Oreo!

Quite the chunky cat huh..... Twice my size but I could totally take her! 

After the trip to the Farm we headed to Tahoe!  I totally loved that.  I was like Posh dog for a few days. I got to hike in the woods in the morning and then snooze in the afternoon.. It was glorious!  All the people at the hotel I stayed at were totally in love with me.  But who wouldn't be.  I'm freaking adorable!

Here I am out hiking in the woods...

After my hike I had to a bit of snoozing...

Well I think I need a nap now... Off to nap in my favorite place! 

keeping a low profile

I realize I haven't posted anything for awhile... I've been trying to keep a low profile... In the PPP you never know when the ones you ratted out are going to try to come back and bite you in the ass.... seriously, that's where they bite...

Compare and Contrast

This is me a few months ago. You have to admit I'm freaking more than adorable in this picture!  You'd never know I had a secret life as a 'Nip dealer and that I could totally mess you up!

This is me, getting ready to mess him the hell up!  He should be afraid!

So take your time, scroll back and forth... compare/contrast.. And yes, both photos are of me. Really, they are.

Here's one more of me messing him up! I have no fear!  It's from all the action I saw in ... wait, I can't tell you... I almost forgot, this IS the PPP some things I just can't say. 

Photos are important....

It's important for you all to see just how adorable I am....

This is me the first week I was in my safe house. You'll notice I'm on high alert and a bit on the skinny side.  I was only 6lbs. Your foot probably weighs more than that.

Again me, first weekend I was in my new digs. They took my to Santa Cruz to walk in the park.  I adjust well.  This is of course me doing my best to convince Jannot (that's the stepmom's name, I told you.. she has a name, they all have names) how much she needed me and how much she MUST love me.

4 days…..

That’s how long it took me to go from “keep him upstairs” to sleeping downstairs in the master bedroom.

In honor of my “move” I changed the lyrics to that Suzanne Vega song “Luca” (granted no one was beating me up there, I just barked and whined and made it sound like they were)


Anyway, here’s my song.


My name is Milo
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
But I don’t sleep there no more……

Postings....

I'll try to post as much as I can, but you should all know, I can't type.  I had to covertly install some BTT (Bark to Text) software on the computer my main human uses and I can only use it when she's gone or asleep.  She can't know about the PPP or my prior dealings in 'nip.  She's much to delicate to be brought into that shady world.